My 3-year-old son saw a wedding dress in a store window and asked what it was. I told him it was a special dress that ladies wear when they get married.
3-Year-Old: Can boys wear dresses?
Me: Yes, if they want to.
3-Year-Old: Do you wear dresses, Papa?
Me: Because I’m a boy who likes to wear pants. Some boys and girls like dresses, others like pants. We wear whatever we feel comfortable in.
3-Year-Old: I want to wear my penis.